Tel$om, I hope they qualify me ;)

[TitanKing]

I had to phone for a new ADLS connection at one of our branches, this is how the call went;

Tel$om Expert:"Hello sir we need to know if your computer qualifies for ADSL."
Me:"(Oh damn... ) imm ok"
Tel$om Expert:"What is your CPU model ?"
Me:"(Not the truth)... oh yes its a 12000Mhz Katera CPU"
Tel$om Expert:"How much ram?"
Me:"(again not true...) 160 Terrabyte"
Tel$om Expert:"Model and size of your Hard Drive."
Me:"Its a Ford 600 Terrabytes (No suspicion detected from her yet)"
Tel$om Expert:"Operating System ?"
Me:"WinaLinaxul Pathedrial 128 bit"
Tel$om Expert:"Ok it sounds acceptable, but we will have to see if your pc qualify."
Me:"Yes its an Old Computer, about 3 years old."
Tel$om Expert:"Yea I noticed..."
Me:"Ghehehehgheghe !!!"

That's my story, it gave me a laugh... and if you think they might not qualify me because I gave the wrong specs, I had to fill it in by paper as well but with the correct specs before.

[SkullHozer]

Damn! Goes to show, hey? :grin:

[locknload]

Damm... well what do you expect...
:smile:

[SupaPhly]

[Anonymous]

Hey Supa... U back in town... hehe 8)

[Maximus]

Hehehe, good one Titan :smile:

[Firestar]

Well, that must be one helluva fast PC.

It reminds me about putting my name on the papers at booms, etc. as being Mr. M. Mouse. Or D. Duck. My phone number is usually 081 111 1111 and my ID number something simular.

People are clueless. I now live by a new saying... "Stupidity is a talent, and then it becomes a way of life" :lol:

[locknload]

LOL :grin:

[TitanKing]

Rofl !

[camel]

thought i'd add this here

http://www.finance24.com/Finance/Com...626213,00.html

of course they gonna do that, its called grasping on the end of the thread of monopoly.